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11
Mar 10

How to make 30 mins of cardio feel like 5

This shit is crack cocaine

This shit is crack cocaine

So i think the developer of Plants Vs Zombies got access to some super secret API for warping the space time continuum. I use it at the gym to make 30 mins of cardio feel like nothing – it’s awesome! (i wouldn’t recommend playing it while on a treadmill though).

$2.99 on the app store & totally worth every cent. Go git it!


9
Mar 10

Muse, Toronto, Air Canada Center.

Best visuals i've seen at a live show in Toronto

Best visuals i've seen at a live show in Toronto

Last night i caught Muse at the ACC, the third time i’ve seen them in Toronto. Here’s why i love them so goddamn much:

- They can pull off their live show with 3 guys in the band. Yes, they tour with a 4th member, but i saw them before they were huge at the Kool Haus and had a 4th and it was equally impressive.
- Matt Bellamy’s pipes. The boy can sing live.
- Dominic Howard’s drumming. While it’s not technically too crazy, besides Chad Smith there are no other drummers in rock that get me as excited about what are fairly simple grooves.
- The Visuals. Lighting & risers that lifted them up & down choreographed with the music = very cool.
- They’re British.

GOOD TIMES.


2
Mar 10

Art of Marketing, Toronto 2010

Seth Godin live @ Art of Marketing

Seth Godin live @ Art of Marketing

Today i attended the Art of Marketing conference in Toronto. The day was comprised of about 5 presentations from the leading minds in marketing today. There were some great nuggets, here are some of my favorites:


Mitch Joel
- Not enough to simply publish to social media, you gotta engage your customers.
- Search Engines control what your “homepage” is, not you.
- 50% less people click on banner ads since 2007

Seth Godin:
- “Anxiety is experiencing failure in advance”
- “Ideas that spread, win”
- No big brand in the past 10 years has built success upon interrupting people with advertising.
- People already have everything they “need”, marketers job is to tell people what they “want”.
- “Art” is the ability to solve interesting problems without instruction. The first person to put a urinal in an art gallery was an artist, the second was a plumber.
- We have to stop listening to the lizard brain. Do something new that makes you uncomfortable. Don’t be afraid, and don’t be a sheep.


15
Feb 10

I haz an iPhone app on iTunes


It’s my first, and it’s certainly not perfect but as they say “release early / release often”. Since i come from a web development background the Objective C language has a ridiculous learning curve, so a few months ago i learned about http://www.appcelerator.com and am having a blast with this framework. Special thanks to Nolan Wright & Kevin Whinnery from Appcelerator when i got stuck! Lots of cool features, fixes & improvements planned for the next release – stay tuned! [ Download ]


13
Feb 10

New left media does great work

It’s just mind boggling how retarded these conservatives are.


28
Jan 10

Who gives a fuck if it doesn’t have flash?

Need video? HTML5. Want to make a game for the iphone OS? Learn objective C. I’m not defending Apple (i’m not buying the iPad), but Flash is really on the way out. People who are annoyed at the lack of Flash need to think about what exactly they must have flash for that can’t be done on the iphone OS. Flash intro’s? Band & restaurant websites? Puhhhlease.

Loved this quote i read on Analog Industries:

“No Flash? Who gives a flying fuck? Flash is an improvement over Java only inasmuch as you don’t have to learn a computer language in order to have a gaping wound of a security hole on your system or kill your CPU. HTML5 gives that tragedy the death it so richly deserves anyhow. All the big video sites have HTML5 proof-of-concept players up now; by this time next year, Flash will be a bad memory.”


27
Jan 10

Why i’m not buying the Apple iPad…yet

The $499 price point is solid. It’s pretty & definitely well designed. But i’m not buying version 1.0 of the iPad (at least). Here’s why:

1. Nobody seems to be talking about this but i’m worried about how resilient the screen is. If i drop an iphone, it weighs a few hundred grams. The iPad weighs 1.5lbs. What does it take to shatter the screen?

2. No front facing camera.

3. No multi-tasking.

4. What’s the use case? When would i use the iPad vs my iPhone/Macbook Pro?

5. Don’t buy 1st gen.


16
Jan 10

Social media for bands: Q&A with a reader

Yesterday i got a random question from someone on Facebook who discovered my earlier post about social media for bands. I thought she had some interesting questions so here’s the transcript of our Q&A:

Ok! well the first question that i have is what do you do for a living? Is your blog something you do for fun?

A: I do online marketing/web application development & iphone app development on the side. My blog is for fun and to occasionally piss off hypocrite conservatives & Apple haters.

How do you think the internet has changed the music industry?

A: Its been bad for big pop artists, especially those who may have a lot of label money but make terrible music. On the other hand it has been great for indie musicians because no longer do you need millions of dollars to spread the word about your music. It also has changed the artist / fan relationship in some ways. In many cases fans have a direct line of communication to the artist via Twitter / Facebook etc…

Do you think there are any negative aspect to this method of promotion?

A: It takes a huge amount of persistence. There is no “silver bullet” to success. So i think for bands just starting out it can be hard to know where to start etc…I think it’s also really easy to give up early on when you don’t see results. You also have to be careful to maintain ‘an arms length’ relationship with the fans while still being accessible. Getting too close to your “coo coo for cocoa puffs” fans can end badly.

Do you have any tips for local bands who are looking to use social media to promote themselves?

A:
- Start by eating your own dog food. Follow/subscribe to artists on twitter/facebook that are already doing it and get a feel for what is working for them and how they are using the tools.
- Don’t give up, it’s gonna take time to build momentum.
- Use a service like ping.fm to make it easier to update all your social media profiles in one fell swoop.
- Use a service like www.artistdata.com to post your tour schedule once, and syndicate to hundreds of tour schedule websites across the internet.
- Find a good Twitter client. On Mac/iPhone i recommend Tweetie. Also there is a cool iphone app called Boxcar that will send you notifications on your iphone when you get @ replies or DM’s from fans which leads to my next tip:
- Do whatever you can to respond to every fan question/comment.
- Give your music away for free on your website. The bad news is people could be downloading your music for free anyways. The good news is digital content has a distribution cost of $0. Take advantage of this. People will still buy your music but more importantly you will make more money from touring due to a growing fan-base.
- Most of all: make amazing music. It doesn’t have to mainstream pop. In some ways it is easier to build a following if your music is unusual!

In your post about tips on using social media for bands, you said never spend a cent on traditional advertising. What was your reason behind this?

A: You only need to do this if your music sucks or you were signed to a major label and now need to pay back their investment in you asap. TV & print advertising is horrendously expensive. Making a music video with the objective of having it show up on MTV is a waste of time & money. Even MTV seems to have realized this as there is hardly any music on these stations anymore.

The one thing i think that’s worth spending dollars on, is getting mentioned by tastemakers. If you can get a tastemaker to plug you in in an authentic way to their fanbase, it can have huge upside.

And what about bands using YouTube? Do you think that this form of social media is a good way to promote their music and upcoming projects?

A: Absolutely. Get a cheap flip mino camera and take it on the road with you. If you have a mac iMovie is great for putting together quick video blogs. I’m sure there is something equivalent on Windows. Fans love this stuff. Also, if you have the resources you can stream your shows online via ustream for free (assuming you have the hardware required). Indie bands like Enter The Haggis are doing this and it’s a great way to boost the return your band gets from playing a show.

Great questions!


13
Jan 10

Why the iPhone continues to win the smartphone war

Palm released the Pre. Google released the Nexus One. And then there’s Blackberry (lol)…

All of these smartphones claim to be iPhone killers. Bigger screens, expandable storage, camera flash, ability to run multiple apps at once etc…

The bottom line right now is the appstore, and the developers (“…developers, developers…”):

Graphic courtesy Gigaom.


12
Jan 10

Unboxing my 27″ i7 iMac

Let’s have some fun.

The box, hat added for scale

The box, hat added for scale


Here we go...

Here we go...


Woot.

Woot.


Packing about the same as my 2006 iMac

Packing about the same as my 2006 iMac


Includes a teeny tiny wireless keyboard, magic mouse, OSX disc & apple style manuals

Includes a teeny tiny wireless keyboard, magic mouse, OSX disc & apple style manuals


The screen is gorgeous and enormous. (the cellophane is wrapping i haven't removed yet)

The screen is gorgeous and enormous. (the cellophane is wrapping i haven't removed yet)