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		<title>Is this thing dangerous?</title>
		<link>http://www.davidschultz.org/2009/01/27/is-this-thing-dangerous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<title>Can Microsoft market a product or what?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Schultz</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sweet jesus.  The best part is the girl is using a macbook pro.</p>
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		<title>Inappropriate?  What do you think?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night we had a guy from Bell out to fix some wiring issues in our house so we could get our internet working. At first i was really super impressed with the guy (his name was Paul), extremely well mannered &#038; considerate. He seemed to know what he was doing too. After about an [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night we had a guy from <a href="http://www.bell.ca">Bell</a> out to fix some wiring issues in our house so we could get our internet working.  At first i was really super impressed with the guy (his name was Paul), extremely well mannered &#038; considerate.  He seemed to know what he was doing too.  After about an hour he says he thinks he&#8217;s fixed the problem, so we go upstairs to check the modem.  He kind of seemed to be checking my house out, and then he says &#8220;Are you a businessman Dave?&#8221;, i replied &#8220;sort of&#8221; or something along those lines, and then he proceeds to explain &#8220;Dave, usually Bell charges $100 for these wiring jobs.  But i don&#8217;t want to write you up an invoice, so in exchange for not invoicing you i was wondering if I could get a tip&#8221;.  Lolwut?  So<strong> that&#8217;s</strong> why you were being such a ass kisser before.  I didn&#8217;t end up tipping him as we didn&#8217;t have any cash, but what would you do in that situation?!</p>


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		<title>Guy playing Dragonforce on Guitar Hero using drums</title>
		<link>http://www.davidschultz.org/2008/11/30/guy-playing-dragonforce-on-guitar-hero-using-drums/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<title>Guy walks into our office &amp; steals a purse</title>
		<link>http://www.davidschultz.org/2008/11/25/guy-walks-into-our-office-steals-a-purse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Schultz</dc:creator>
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